黑山共和国
片名:性感女特工
谢谢 Thank you.
欢迎 Welcome.
谢谢 Well,thank you.
请上台阶 小姐 Up the stairs,ma'am.
- 我们走 - 来了 - Come on,let's go. - I'm coming.
晚上好两位 Good evening,ladies.
打开包 Purses.
晚上好 请敞开外套 Good evening. Can you open your jacket,please?
别乱摸 Excuse me!
跟我来 Follow me.
怎么保安这么严？ Why all the security?
拿着大枪的大汉 OK,big boys with the big guns,
- 让我觉得安全 - 他们不是保护我们的 - I feel protected. - They are not here to protect us.
我对此有不祥的预感 I have a bad feeling about this.
凯特 放心吧 Cat,don't worry.
但也要小心 对吗？ Yeah,but just stay safe,OK?
对 别担心我 Yes,don't worry about me.
老大 布朗克
高科技武器贩子 上面有人 已婚有子
天 他们今晚真快活 Goddamn. They're having a fun night.
看看 Check it out.
打手 丹尼尔
乌克兰军队高级军官 因贩毒被解雇 亚科维奇先生的保安队长
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
我喜欢后面那个金发女子 Ooh,I like the chick in the back,the blonde one.
你看她做过隆胸吗？ Yeah. Do you think she's got her real tits?
前美国参议员 极为偏好欧洲女人
亚科维奇你好 太谢谢你了 Jakovic,hi. I owe you,pal.
再见 See you.
不 不 谢谢 No,no,no,thank you.
来吧 Come on!
接招 Take that!
喔喔 好的 Oh-ho! That's good.
非常好 That's really good.
我要把它脱下来 I'm going to take this off.
把它脱下来 谁想和胖美国人上床？ Take it off. Who wants to fuck a big,fat American?
- 我想干 - 是吗？ - I want to fuck. - You do?
你们认识吗？ Do you know each other?
- 不- 很快就会的 - No. - Well,you will soon.
- 你好我叫莱拉 - 我叫凯特幸会 - Hi,I'm Lela. - Cat. Nice to meet you.
- 幸会- 幸会 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
萨瓦来 Sava. Come,come.
来 Come.
- 尝尝 - 安东尼 我已经饱了 - Please,please. - Anthony,very full.
萨瓦 你要知道菜的味道 Sava,how can you sell the food
才好推销啊 if you don't know what it tastes like?
独行侠 安东尼
优等生智商145 不成功的烹饪专家
你和你和我… You and you and me...
- 不会吧 - 你怎么也在这儿 - What? What the fuck? - What are you doing here?!
外向者 朱利安
自由职业 安东尼的铁哥们 喜欢卡拉OK
天啊 你怎么啦？ Jesus Christ! What are you...?
天呀 你身上都是水 Jesus! You're wet.
- 你怎么来这里 - 我来找我的铁哥们 - Why are you here? - I came to see my best friend.
- 见见我的女友们 - 噢 天啊 - Meet my ladies. - Oh,Jesus Christ.
- 她叫…爱娃？- 伊娃 - This is,er,Eva? - Jieva.
- 伊娃 - 嗯 - Jieva. - Mm-hm.
- 她叫纳苏耶？- 纳斯塔西雅 - And this is Natsuya? - Nastasya.
- 纳斯塔西雅 - 纳斯塔西雅 嗯 - N-Nastasya. - Nastasya,yes.
- 呃 很好 - 对 好 - Uh-uh. It doesn't matter. - Yeah,yeah.
这是我的老朋友安东尼 This is my oldest friend,Anthony.
- 你好 - 你好 - How are you doing?- Hi.
我救了他好几次命了 I saved him from many brutal beat-downs.
喂 Hey!
是真的 It's true.
她俩多漂亮啊 How beautiful are they? Look at that.
- 你需要住处吗？ - 不用 在前面找了个地方 - You need a place to stay? - No,I got a spot down the street.
都安排好了 纯平电视 卫星天线 They laid it out,flat screen TV,satellite dish,
还有酒柜能收950个频道 minibar,got 950 channels.
- 我要去看球赛 - 不会的 - I'm watching the game. - No,you didn't.
- 你什么意思 - 你是胡扯 - What you talking about? - It's bullshit.
昨天是10号 没有国际游客 Yesterday was the tenth. No international travel.
现在是3点27 那么你就是2点到达的 It's now 3.27,it means you got in around 2pm,
也就是从费城乘坐英国航空915航班 which makes it the British Air 9.15 from Philly.
除非你和勒布朗一起来的 Unless you're giving hand jobs to LeBron,
否则 这里不可能有篮球球员 no way you saw a basketball player.
这里只有三个频道所以… There's three channels only so...
- 好吧 - 你没有地方住 - OK. - You need a place to stay.
我答应她俩一起住 I said they could stay with us.
- 不行 - 你有女友？ - They can't. - You got a girlfriend?
- 没可是你有 - 你有？ - No,but you do. - You do?
- 你已经有女友了？- 其实呢… - You have a girlfriend? - What happened was...
怎么和斯蒂芬妮分手了 What happened with Stephanie?
我升职了 要去加州 搬家公司明天就来 I've been promoted,so I'm moving to California. The movers come tomorrow.
带上你的东西滚吧 给你 300块钱 I want you and your shit out of here. Here,300 bucks.
- 好自为之吧 - 你要打发我走？ - Good luck. - You're paying me to move?
她心里其实是 爱我的 But deep down,I think she loves me.
你可以睡在我沙发上 帮我在餐馆打杂 You can stay on my couch,help with the restaurant.
- 给她们叫辆出租车 - 这是要我的命啊 - Get these girls a cab. - You'd take away my hoasis?
来你帮我打杂 做些好菜 Come on,you're going to help me cook. Make something good.
她俩也要帮我打杂 They need to help me cook,too.
我就在上面 I'm right up here.
怎么样 喜欢吗？ So? You like it?
是啊 要我说实话吗？ Yeah. You want me to be straight up?
算了 去隔壁餐馆吃酥油和炸蛋糕吧 OK,fuck it. Go next door and eat yak butter and deep-fried Twinkies.
别 别 别 让我吃完 No,no,no,no! Let me finish this.
我只是说 也许开饭馆不适合你 I'm just saying,maybe the restaurant business isn't for you.
这一行要取悦顾客 可你不讨人喜欢 It's a people-pleasing thing and you're not a people-pleasing person.
那么 你说我该干什么？ So what do I do,man,huh? You tell me.
难道像别的餐馆那样 卖肉包和意大利菜吗？ I should serve hotpockets and Chef Boyardee like the rest?
只要能取悦顾客 何乐而不为 To win paying customers,yes.
- 喂 我要大便 - 去吧 - Hey,I've got to drop this deuce. - Go.
卫生间在哪儿 开玩笑的 Where's the bathroom? I'm just playing.
我去小便 很快的 I'm going to take a leak real quick.
暴露者 凯特 单身母亲 生于安道尔 最近失业
(塞尔维亚-克罗地亚语)
哇 Whoa!
我能用用你的电话吗？ May I please use your phone?
就在后边右边墙上 Yeah,it's right back there on the right.
好 OK.
要不要一起喝一杯？ Er,wait,you want maybe a drink?
红酒吃点饭？ A little wine? Something to eat?
下次吧 Rain check.
天 Oh,my gosh.
(德语)
喂 Hello?
剥削者 瑞德 AV从业者 瘾君子 凯特的生意伙伴
瑞德 是我凯特 Ryder,it's me,Cat.
- 你做了什么 - 我？我大难不死 这就是我做的 - What the fuck did you do? - Me? I survived,that's what I did.
- 他们说出了意外 - 他们开了枪 - They said there was an accident. - Their guns went off
开了很多枪杀了很多姑娘 multiple times and shot all the multiple girls
放心 我们会保护你们的 Don't worry,we'll take care of it. You'll be fine.
不知道她孩子在哪里 I wonder where her baby is.
- 什么孩子 - 她小指上有一圈印记 - Er,what baby? - The little bruise round her pinky.
孩子长牙的时候 When my nephew was teething,
会咬她的小指 留下印记 he'd teeth on her pinky and it left a bruise.
她想喝酒 可是不能喝 She wanted a drink but she wouldn't have one.
我也可能错了 Also,I could be wrong,
但我看她的乳房 就想到奶水 but,I'm looking at her breasts and thinking milk.
是吗？我看到她的乳房 想的却是别的 Really? I'm looking at her titties and thinking half and half.
- 你在哪儿 - 放心 - Where are you? - Don't worry.
- 你对他们说过艾利克斯吗 - 当然没有 - Did you tell them about Alex? - Of course not.
对我来说 你活着比死了更有价值 You're worth more alive and on your back.
裤子 裤子 The pants. The pants.
凯特的儿子 艾尼克斯 凯特的好友 格鲁新卡
- 喂 - 格鲁新卡 - Hello? - Grushenka,
我时间不多 因此你听我说 I can't talk long,so please listen to me.
凯特 怎么了？ Cat,what's going on?
我需要你 多照顾几天艾利克斯 I need you to watch Alex a little longer.
只要能越过边境 我今年快回去 I'll be back as soon as I can get across the border.
你在哪儿 出什么事了吗？ Where are you Cat? Is everything OK?
告诉我出了什么事 别吓我了 凯特 Just tell me what's wrong. You're scaring me,Cat.
- 萨拜娜死了 - 什么？ - Sabina is dead. - What?
- 萨拜娜死了 - 萨拜娜死了？ - Sabina is dead. - Sabina is dead?
来动作了 看看 Here comes the action,man. Check it out.
拜托 格鲁新卡 Grushenka,please...
现在不是哀悼她的时候 We'll cry about her later. Not now.
别吓到艾利克斯 You're gonna scare Alex.
你能让他听电话吗？ Can you put him on the phone?
孩子 我是妈妈 Hello,baby... it's mommy.
我非常想你 非常爱你 I miss you so much. I love you very much.
孩子 我非常爱你 非常想你 Baby,I love you so much. I miss you so much.
她来了 什么也别说 Here she comes. Don't say nothing.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
- 你们真好也真帅 - 你也是 - You are so nice and handsome. - Oh,you,too.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
看见她下面了吗？ Did you see the munk?
说实话 我信不过她 Fun fact. I don't trust her.
就因为她没吃你的菜吗 What,cos she didn't eat your food?
不仅如此她要开走我的车 Not just that. She's about to take my car.
她弯那一下腰 All the bending over was a subterfuge
是为了遮掩偷我的车钥匙 to sleight of hand my keys.
- 也偷走了你的手机 - 什么？ - She also took your phone. - What?!
快 Come on!
快点啊 Quick! Come on,man.
喂 等等 Hey,hold on! Hey!
女士 开门 你拿走了我的手机 Lady,open the door. You've got my phone.
拜托 你干什么？ Come on. El nio loco. What are you doing?
我只想要手机 是我妈妈买给我的 I just want my phone. My momma bought me that phone.
拜托 电话都记在上面呢 Come on,I've got numbers. Come on.
小姐 你偷别人的车好吗？ Miss,could you please steal someone else's car?
别带着我的手机跑了 喂 Don't drive off with my phone! Hey!
女士 喂 我要报警 Lady! Hey! I'm gonna call the cops!
该死 Man,shit!
你眼睁睁看着车被偷走？ You're gonna let her steal your car like that?
她肯定有急用 She must really need it.
她...有急用？ "She... She must really need it?"
我的手机还有急用呢 I must really need my phone!
- 你的住处还有多远 - 15分钟车程 - How far is your place? - 15 minutes away.
15分钟前你就这么说 You said that 15 minutes ago.
安东尼 你觉得 Anthony,you don't think
我的生意一直不成功吗？ my business ideas have been unsuccessful,do you?
与什么相比 Compared to what?
比起其他有意思的行业 Some have been very,er,interesting.
关键不在于你能做到什么 关键是你希望做到什么 It's not how good you are,it's how good you wanna be.
- 对 - 我有个点子 -Yes I guess so. - I got an idea.
什么点子 What you got?
- 会挣很多钱 - 这是好故事 - OK,it's a lot of money. - Ah,this is a good story.
- 真的会挣很多钱 - 有意思 - We'll make a lot. - Sounds interesting.
我买一张去意大利特雷维索的单程票 I need a one-way ticket to Treviso.
等一下 One moment.
你想干私人侦探？ You want to set up a detective agency?
不 是我们干私人侦探 I want us to set up a detective agency.
我知道你最近深受打击… You've been through a lot.
- 这是好点子有个叫杰瑞的告诉我… - 杰瑞是谁 - No,this guy Gerry told me... - Who the helI's Gerry?
你知道杰瑞的 深夜就有他的广告 You know Gerry. He comes on late night.
你的配偶有外遇吗？ Is your spouse cheating on you?
你想查出第三者吗？ Do you want to find a loved one?
如果你查不出 我能查出 If you can't catch them,Kech can.
有执照的私人侦探 Licensed private investigators.
他收费400美元及其它费用 He charges $400 plus expenses.
这些侦探吃香的喝辣的 Dude,trust me. These guys eat well,they tip well.
哪个女人不喜欢啊 You know chicks love that.
而且我们显然有一条优势 And we have one clear advantage.
- 什么优势 - 我们闲着没事干 - What's that? - We have nothing better to do.
听着 我们需要办公室 需要经验… Listen,we'd need an office,experience...
- 你说"我们"？- 需要设备 各种资金 - "We?" - ..equipment,all kinds of capital.
- 你说了"我们"- 肯定没说 - You said "we". - No,absolutely not.
起步资金只需一两万 Come on. I't may be ten,twenty grand for start-up costs.
我没钱 I don't have money.
- 可以借信托基金啊 - 绝对不行 - What about the trust fund? - Absolutely not.
我尽力不和家人联系 I'm trying hard to keep my family out of my life.
- 至少你还有家人 - 别说了 - At least you have a family. - Stop it.
我被非洲蝙蝠养大 I was raised by African fruit bats.
别利用我的同情心 Don't play the African fruit bat card.
利用你的哥们义气行吗 Ok. Can I play the best friend card?
9年级的时候 你帮助迪恩的老婆找到她丈夫的日记 ln ninth grade,you helped the Dean's wife find her husband's diary.
可她随后打死了老公 Then she shot him in the face.
- 那么你拒绝了？- 睁眼看看我是在欧洲 - So the answer's no? - I'm in Eastern fucking Europe.
离开美国三年了 当时还是你的点子 记得吗 I left the States three years ago,which was your idea.
我记得 I remember.
是为了离开我的家人 再不回头 It was to get away from my family.
因为我喜欢做菜 喜欢独处 仅此而已 Why? Because I like to cook. And be alone. That's it.
你实现愿望了 Well,you got your wishes.
没人去你的餐馆吃饭 Nobody comes to the restaurant to food
只要再祈祷找不到老婆 就能全部实现了 Just wish to never get laid and all three wishes will be up.
安东尼 Anthony?
嗯？ Mm?
能给我一杯水吗 Can I get a glass of water?
不行 你会尿床 No,you're gonna piss on my couch.
虽然我曾劝你离开家人 I know I told you to get away from your family,
环游世界实现自我 go travel,live your life,
可没让你一个人封闭起来 but you're here just hiding from the world,man.
这事我需要你帮忙 你也需要实现自我 I need you in on this. And you need to live your life.
你干不干 伙计？ So,you in on this,man?
跟我一起干吧要做个坏男人 You going to get with me? Come on,man,be a dick.
好吧 All right.
如果行不通你 就要给我打杂 If it doesn't work,you're waiting tables.
- 你同意了？- 我同意了 - We're gonna do this? - I'm with you.
我们行我们行 - We can! Yes,we can! - We'll try.
你被我说服了 义气第一 女人第二 Come on,you feel me! My boy! Bros before hos.
- 我没有女人- 我是说我 - I don't have any hos. - That's on my list.
你会有女人的 You gonna get some hos.
就在…等等 It's,er,wait.
"你好"就是这里来 "Bonjour". It's right here. Come on,here we go.
就是这里 This is it.
噢 好啊 Oh,yes!
好啊 哥们 是圣诞老人 Yes! Dude,that's Santa Claus.
还放圣诞电影呢 They're showing Christmas movies.
色情影院 我们的办公室在色情影院里 A porno theatre. Our office is in a porno theatre.
难道"本杰里"一开始就是名牌冰糕吗 Dude,you think Ben and Jerry started in a high rise creamery?
不是的 创业的时候 只有一个大勺子 一个大桶 No,not at all. They had one big spoon,one bucket,
就在车上干 在裤子里做奶油 in the back of a VW van,creaming in their pants.
磨得光滑 磨得光滑 Ground up,Anthony,ground up.
喂 你们看电影的话 Hey,you wanna watch the movie,
就要买票 you need to buy a ticket.
我找找 Er,let's see.
我们在找…博登 We're looking for a... Boden.
博登 就是我 Ah,Boda? It's me.
来 伙计 来 Come on,guys,come on.
这就是你们的办公室 你们能在这里挣大钱 This is your office. You make here much money.
这里应有尽有 大办公桌 免费黄片 You have all you need here. Big desk,free porno.
小心点 地板腐烂了 Careful,careful. Boards rotten.
这里 你们可以放报纸 Here,you can put the papers.
这个地方很重要 And this is very important place.
可以在这里洗手 或者小便 You can wash here or piss here.
谁都需要小便 Everybody must piss,yes.
月租500 看你们都是老实人 500 of month,but,er,for you,because I like your face,
就收你们400吧 I give to you for four,OK?
我们租下了 We'll take it.
好小子 Good guys.
- 好 - 给钱啊 - Yes. - Come on,pay him.
- 对来吧 - 你准备替我打杂了？ - Er,yes,come on. - You ready to wait tables?
绝对的 绝对的 Ground up,ground up.
- 你们会取得重大成功的 - 没错 - You make here big success. - Ah.
- 再见 - 谢谢 - Enjoy. - Thank you.
我们有了一间破办公室 So we have an uninhabitable hovel
能够俯视圣诞老人的黄片 overlooking a Santa Claus snuff film.
下一步呢 What's next?
招聘 Staff.
我上过陆军语言学校 You know,I was in Army language school.
懂5种语言 I speak five different languages.
- 我们能不能问你个问题先生… - 叫我德克斯特吧 - Um,do you mind if we ask,Mr... - Call me Dexter.
幸存者 德克斯特
获得两枚紫心勋章 一枚勇气勋章 沟通专家 欧洲扳手腕冠军
好的 德克斯特 你是怎么… OK,er,Dexter,um,how did you...?
你生来就是这样吗 Well,I mean,were you born like this?
- 他参过军 - 噢 噢 不是吧 - He was in the Army. - Oh. Oh,no.
我退役之后不久 Shortly after I was discharged,
我和老婆去佛罗里达度假 my wife and I were vacationing in Florida,
遇到了鲨鱼 and we were involved in a shark attack.
所以你失去了… Um,so that's how you lost...?
- 不是的 鲨鱼吃了我老婆 - 噢 上帝 - Oh,no,shark ate my wife. - Oh,God.
你们有没有见过亲人被慢慢吃掉 Have you ever seen somebody you love eaten alive slowly,
一口一口的？ one bite at a time?
没把她全吞下去吗？ Er,he didn't eat her whole?
找倒是找到了 还有一块屁股 Oh,they found her hole. And a piece of her ass on the beach.
还有丁字内裤 别的就没了 Just an empty thong and a broken dream.
对我打击很大 You know,that hits you kinda hard.
我开始酗酒 注射吸毒 I started drinking and using intravenous drugs.
由于针头感染 废了一条胳膊 Lost my arm through an abscess caused by a dirty needle.
5年前到了人生低谷 I reached rock bottom about five years ago.
在街上流浪 乞讨 吃狗食 I was living on the streets and begging and eating pet food.
后来 我自己钻到地铁车下 Finally,I just threw myself under a subway train,
躺在铁轨上 地铁呼啸而过 就这样 and landed on the rails,and well,that train just,whoosh!
一下就把我的胳膊切断了 Popped my legs clean off.
你看起来极为乐观 Well,listen,you seem remarkably positive.
发生任何事 我都会感谢上帝 I thank God every day for what happened to me.
我的遭遇使我归顺了上帝 You know,my accident,well,it brought me to the Lord.
我不再酗酒吸毒 I stopped drinking and drugging.
向自己保证 我会抓住 I promised myself that I would make the most
生活给我的任何机会 out of every single opportunity that life afforded me.
那好 呃… OK,well,I guess,um,
你的身体能胜任某些职责吗 practically speaking,could you fill some of the requirements?
看见这个电话了吗 You see that phone over there?
嘀 铃 铃 Ring! Ring!
我也泡一手好咖啡 And I make a great cup of coffee,too.
你什么时候能上班 Well,when can you start?
撞一下 Give me a little nub.
喂 Hello?
丹尼尔吗 我是凯特 Daniel Carver? This is Cat.
凯特 你在哪儿 很高兴你还活着 Cat,where are you? I'm so glad you're alive.
- 你怎么知道我的电话 - 我复制了瑞德的通讯录 - How did you get my number? - I copied Ryder's address book.
真勤奋啊 你有什么事 How very industrious. So what is this about?
想见一面？ Wanted to touch base?
你的硬盘在我手上 I have your hard drive,OK?
不召回你的手下 If you don't call off your dogs,
你老大的那段视频 that movie of your boss will be
将成为YouTube网上热点 the most-watched video on YouTube.
关掉音乐 Turn off the fucking music!
你从硬盘上什么也得不到 You can't get anything off that hard drive.
经过5道军事加密 It's got military encryption.
还能干脆的自我销毁 It's gonna purge itself like a Russian farm worker on Easter.
所以 我交给一个专家 他解了密 I took it to an expert. He figured it out.
不要对大人撒谎 孩子 Never lie to grown-ups.
我做你爸爸都够了 I'm old enough to be your sugar daddy.
我会找到你 不到下午就会找到你 And I'll find you. I'll find you by the pm.
该死 Fuck.
我发现一辆车有人扔在路上的 I found a car. Someone left it on the street.
肯定能卖三四百欧元 I could get 300 - 400 Euros for it,I'm sure.
我管他是谁的车 I don't know whose it is,don't care.
离车远点 你这混蛋 你这垃圾 Away! Away from the car! Away,you dirty shit!
我让你走开 I said get away from the car!
你走开 Get away from the car
(外国语言)
什么你做了什么 你疯了吗？ What? What did you do? Are you crazy?
- 你这笨蛋 - 你让我杀了开车的 - You stupid fuck. - You said to kill the driver.
没说是女的 No said boy or girl.
- 你杀了一个警察？- 是的 - You killed a cop? - Yah.
这次你拿不到钱 混蛋 You won't get paid for this. Fuckers!
干掉他 Shoot him.
你现在真把我惹怒了 美女 OK,now I'm really annoyed with you,princess.
该让职业杀手上场了 It's time to bring in a professional.
B计划 找海伦 Plan B. As in Bingham.
- 很高兴见到你 海伦- 谢谢你想到我 - Good to see you,Helen. - Thanks for thinking of me.
搜寻者 海伦
失踪人员专家 猎狐冠军 格洛斯特公爵 二侄女
我一直想起你 I'm always thinking of you.
- 玛莉亚还好吗 - 她很好 - How's Maria? - She's fine.
艾丽丝佳呢她三岁了吧 And Eliska? What is she now? Three?
- 三岁半 - 真好 - Three and a half. - How lovely.
你认识鲍勃吧？ You know Razwell?
当然从他小时候就认识 Of course,since he was in short pants.
你好 海伦 Hello,Helen.
还用"彭玛之源"香水吗 鲍勃 Oh,still using Acqua di Parma,Bob?
老习惯难改啊 Old habits die hard.
真正的男人不会换香水 走吧？ A real man never changes his cologne. Shall we?
硬盘有5级加密 The hard drive has a level-five encryption.
她不会从中得到任何信息 She won't be able to get anything out of it.
但你还愿意花大钱找回来 And yet,you'll pay top euro to get it back.
硬盘上有什么 丹尼尔 What's on the hard drive,Daniel?
- 孩子的照片 - 嗯 - Baby pictures. - Hm.
具体是什么你不需要知道 That's need-to-know,Helen. Trust me,you don't need to know.
那个女的 对她了解什么？ And the girl? What do we know about her?
鲍勃？ Bob?
谢谢 Thank you.
她叫卡特琳娜 也叫凯特 Her name is Catalina Rona,also answers to Cat.
离开了安道尔乡下 来找工作 Left her rustic,rural homeland of Andorra looking for work,
找到了她真正的使命 and found her true calling sprawling and balling.
噢 天啊 Oh,my goodness.
对她还了解什么？ What else do we know?
- 我们知道她很聪明 - 为什么呢？ - Well,we know she's smart. - And how do we know that?
因为她还活着 Because she's still breathing.
那么其他的姑娘们 不如卡特琳娜聪明的姑娘 And those other girls,the ones who weren't as smart as Catalina?
你打算怎么善后？ What are your plans for them?
车祸 吸毒用具 尸体被掩埋警方调查一下就行了 Car crash,drug paraphernalia,bodies burned up,local cops.
警长也是我的人 The chief is on my payroll.
天 开枪 Dear me. Pull!
我还以为你们已经变了 I thought you boys were all about change.
我们确实变了 Oh,we have changed.
我们以前很冷酷无情的 开枪 We used to be really cold and ruthless. Pull.
黑山共和国
安道尔共和国
你需要帮忙吗？ Do you need a hand with that?
不用 No,no!
你需要的 Oh,I think you do.
罗纳先生 Mr Rona?
罗纳先生 我向你保证 Mr Rona,I want to assure you,Mr Rona,
我们和你一样 that we're just as concerned
关心凯特的失踪 about Catalina's disappearance as you are.
是吗 那么你们不关心 Oh,yes? That mean you're not much concerned.
你不关心自己女儿？ You're not worried about your daughter?
有什么可关心的 我从没见过她 她也没给我一分钱 What to worry? I never see her. And she never gives me a dime.
她卖身挣大钱 一分不给老爸 She fuck and make big money,but none for Papa.
- 这女人是谁 - 警察局的 - Who's the bitch? - She is from the police.
她叫维吉尼亚 这是我儿子 Her name is Virginia Wolf. This is my boy son.
很高兴见到你 你知不知道 How lovely to meet you. Do you happen to know
你妹妹在哪儿？ where your girl sister is?
- 我什么都不知道 - 不难想象 - I know nothing. - lmagine that.
如果听到她的消息 If you do happen to hear anything,
请给我来个电话 I would most appreciate it if you'd give me a call.
她为何浪费时间找我妹妹 Why is she wasting her time looking for my sister?
她不会一直藏起来的 她还有孩子 She won't hide long. She's got a kid.
是吗 谢谢 Ah. Si? Gracias.
等等 Hold it.
我们需要电梯楼梯太多了 Ooh,we need an elevator. All these damn stairs.
- 对不起来晚了 - 晚了什么 - Hey,sorry I'm late. - Late for what?
德克斯特 有我的留言吗 Dexter Wolf,any,er,messages?
呃 博登打了电话 Er,Boda called,
他说你订购的瑞典壮阳药 and he said that Swedish penis pump you ordered,
他会用简装寄给你 he's going to deliver it in a discreet package.
呃 我指的是生意上的留言 Er,I meant,like business messages.
- 用我的钱买壮阳药？- 不是我订购的 - Am I paying for your porn? - No,man,I didn't even order that.
是别人盗用了我的身份 I'm a victim of identity theft.
我买了新名片和手机 Anyways,man,I got some new business cards and cell phones.
- 看看 - 我看看 - Here,check it out. - Let's see.
"想找好侦探 就致电朱安侦探事务所" "Looking for a good dick? Call the Juan Detective Agency."
- 朱安是谁 - 不 不 是朱和安 - Who's Juan? - No,no,no,no. It's "Ju-An".
包含我们两人的名字 It's a cross,like a mix with our names,
朱利安和安东尼朱安 明白吗？ Julian and Anthony. Ju-An. You feel me?
- 为何你排在前面 - 因为安朱听起来像律师事务所 - Why's your name first? - Anju sounds like a law firm.
高盛集团安朱 You know,Goldman Goldman Sachs Anju.
如果你不满意 I mean,if you don't like it,
我可以回去重做 I can go back and maybe reprint something.
这是你唯一的不满？别的没意见？ Is this your only objection? Are we doing this?
好 Yes!
你看 Check this out.
上面写了什么？ What the hell does that say?
这是在餐馆见到的女孩 That's the girl from the restaurant.
她父亲寻找失踪的女儿 这就是我们第一件案子 Father's looking for his missing daughter. She's our first case.
去巴里的下一班轮渡8分钟后起航 The next ferry to Bari,ltaly leaves in eight minutes.
请现在登船 Please board now.
这是去巴里的轮渡最后一次通知 This is the last call for the ferry to Bari,ltaly,
8分钟后起航 leaving in eight minutes.
请现在登船 Please board now.
醒醒 孩子 Come on,wake up,honey.
哦 Ow.
我们在哪儿？ Where are we?
意大利安科纳 Ancona,ltaly.
我睡着了 Oh,I fell asleep.
好的你能一夜不睡了 Good. Now you can go all night.
- 你自找的 - 出了什么事？ - You wanted it! - What happened?
这是意外我什么都没干 It was an accident. I didn't do anything.
- 走 - 这是意外 - Go. - It was an accident.
走 走 Let's go.
他们的安全是我们最优先考虑的 Their safety is our number one priority.
安全 Safety.
- 干什么 - 我们不在意大利 - What the fuck? - We are not in ltaly.
进不去 警察太多了 We couldn't. There were too many cops.
他们还检查后备箱 我们明天再去 They were looking in the trunks of the cars. We'll go tomorrow.
我们住一夜 明天就走 我保证 We'll spend the night here and go tomorrow. I promise.
- 我们肯定能去意大利的 - 不会的 - It'll be completely all right. - I don't think so.
你的梦中情人出名了 Your dream girI's getting famous.
父亲因为女儿没回家吃饭而着急 Father's upset his baby didn't come home for supper.
- 让你反感吗 - 这是胡说 - Is that objectionable? - It's bullshit.
首先 她不是那种回家吃饭的女孩 She's not a girl who comes home for supper
其次 就算是有这种事 也不该上头版 and why would this make the headlines?
你的推论是？ Which leads us to conclude what?
有些有权有势的坏人火并 Some hard,bad people,connected and respected are fronting
想找到她 不让她透露消息 and want her found before she can make a sound.
大作家 还押韵呢 Oh,MC Dr Seuss,kicking rhymes!
我只是说 肯定有阴谋 I'm just saying,something is not right.
世上的阴谋多了 你怎么突然关心起来了？ A bunch of stuff ain't right. and you suddenly care?
我只是好奇而已 I'm just curious,that's all.
我就知道 你想搞她 是不是 I knew it! You want to have sex with her,don't you?
- 你胡说什么 - 你想上她 - What are you saying? - You want to hit that.
我没意见因为 这是我们第一个案子 It's cool by me. It's our first case.
快点 快我们赶火车 快点 Come on,let's catch our train. Come on.
卢森堡公国
- 瑞德先生？下午好 - 你是卡沃的手下？ - Mr Ryder? Good afternoon. - You work for Carver?
- 是的 - 你有那些姑娘的下落吗？ - I do. - You got answers about my girls?
我正希望你帮我呢 I was hoping you could help me on that score.
你的一个姑娘 凯特 You see,one of your girls,Catalina,
偷了我的雇主的东西 has stolen something from my employer.
我想问问你 知不知道她在哪里 I need to know if you've heard from her and where she is.
我不知道那个婊子在哪儿 I don't know where that scheiss bitch is.
其他的姑娘在哪儿？ 黛比 苏西 黛波 萨比娜？ Where the fuck are the others? Debbie,Susie,Bubbles,Sabina?
我不知道 I'm afraid I have no idea.
那我也不知道 Then we've both got no fucking idea.
那能不能告诉我凯特把孩子交给谁了？ Well,perhaps you could tell me who Catalina left her baby with?
女士 看你 满面春风走进来 Lady,look at you. You come in here,Mary fucking Poppins.
自以为很牛 去死吧 老妈 You've got a brass pussy,but no offense,get fucked,mama.
我不是你妈妈 Oh,I'm not your mama,I'm afraid.
我很希望有你这样的儿子 I would love to have a son like you,
但是没那个命 可怜啊 but no such luck,poor old me.
你真正的妈妈 没教你不能用手指人吗 And your real mother,didn't she teach you it's rude to point?
我妈妈教我的就是 抗击打能力 The only thing my mother taught me was how to take a punch
和躲藏的能力 and to cook up base.
教我妹妹的 She taught my sister to suck dick
- 就是怎么卖身 - 天 - and take it up the ass. - My goodness.
汉斯 送客 Hans,show Mary Poppins the way out.
如果你和你妈妈亲近的话 她会教你礼貌 If you'd been closer to your mother,she might have taught you manners.
比如女士进入房问 应该站起来 For instance,when a lady enters the room,it is polite to stand up.
老练的杀手 海伦
前英国情报局特工 审讯专家 厌恶脏话
现在可以站起来了吗 瑞德先生？ Do you think you could stand up for me now,Mr Ryder?
女士 我真不知道她在哪儿 Lady,I swear,I don't know where she is,
也不知道 她的孩子在哪儿 Cat or her fucking baby.
你可以坐下了 You can sit down now.
啊 天 Ah! God!
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
啊 好 好 我把我知道的都告诉你 God! OK,OK,OK. I'll tell you all I know.
但是你这么卑鄙的人 Hmm,well,unfortunately,with a man of your low character
不要介意 and I don't mean to insult you
又被那么垃圾的母亲养大 but you were brought up by a sodomy and fellatio-tutoring crack addict
还是有可能说谎的 there's the possibility that you might lie.
女士 你一定要相信我 Lady,you got to trust me.
这只是选择之一 Well,that's one option.
不 不 女士 Oh,no,no,no,lady!
卡沃先生 我是斯洛博丹警官 Mr Carver? Officer Slobodan.
我们看见两个年轻男子 We have two young males.
马上把照片发给你 OK. Pictures coming right up.
- 我们是私人侦探 帮你找女儿 - 警察？他们什么也找不到 - We're gonna find your daughter. - Politsia? Hah! They find nothing.
我完全赞同 I agree with you wholeheartedly.
所以 你才要找我们这样的专家 That's why you need professionals like us.
我们办的案子 总共有多少了 安东尼？ We handle,er,how many cases on the books,Anthony?
- 1件 - 多得数不过来了 - One. - Too many to count,really.
我们真能找到你女儿 But we really feel that we can find your daughter.
- 找到她？- 是的 - Find her? - Yes.
谁说凯特失踪了 我只告诉一个女人 Who says Catalina disappear? Like I already told woman.
什么女人 What woman?
女警察 叫维吉尼亚 说话很客气 Woman policeman. Name Virgin Woolf. Very nice.
我女儿从不回家就像她妈 I say my daughter never home. Takes after mother.
只有一次保险套破了 给我留下了个儿子 All I have is broken condom that turns into son here.
喂 喂 Hey! Hey!
多少钱呢？ So how much money we talk about?
不多 Er,not very much money.
每天400美元 外加费用 Our fee is $400 a day plus expenses.
还要有定金两千美元 And we'd need a $2,000 retainer.
100欧元怎么样 How about 100 euros?
什么 每天？ What,a day?
不整件事 No,the whole thing.
给我100欧元 我能帮你们找到我妹妹 Give me 100 euros,I can help you find sister.
她开始卖淫的时候 When she first start fucking for money,
我开车送 她保护她 I drive her a little bit for,how you say,protection.
我可以带你们去找 I could show you where I took her.
她的老客户 也许他知道她在哪儿 Her favourite client. Maybe he knows where she is.
我们是私人侦探 是你给我们钱 Look,the way this works is that you would actually pay us...
- 拿着 - 你干什么？ - Here,take it. - What are you doing?
- 你有车吗 - 你怎么给他钱 - You have a car? - You just paid him.
连定金都没要 你干什么？ We could have got the retainer. What are you doing,man?
我觉得要把匹诺曹的鼻子 应该剪掉 I think Pinocchio needs his nose clipped.
啊 Oh,God!
那辆车从养猪场 就开始跟踪我们 That car is tailing us.It has been since the pig farm.
拍我们的照片 They were snapping shots of us.
可能是警察 Uh-oh. It could be the cops.
- 要不要甩掉他们? - 好的 - Do you want me to lose them? - Yes,I do
为什么冲下路面？ OK,why are we going off the road?
- 树 - 左拐 左拐 - Tree! - Left,left,left!
我都尿裤子了 I think I peed a little bit.
他人呢 Yo,where's your boy at?
- 哦,伙计,他好像死了 - 你还好吗？ - Oh,man,he look dead. - You OK?
来吧,伙计 Come on,man.
你该系上安全带的 Shoulda wore that belt.
走吧 你怎么样 Come on,man. You all right?
你要去看医生 我们找辆救护车 You need a doctor. We'll take a taxi.
喂 Hello?
漏网之鱼 抓住了吗？ The fish that got away. Has it been fried yet?
放心 Er,don't worry.
我们封锁了边境 We've got the borders sealed.
她不大可能报警 何况我们在警方也有人 She'll hardly go to the police,though we have friends there.
我担心的不是警察 I'm not worried about the police.
在这里 活埋5千人可能也没事 You may be able to get away with burying 5,000 people in a mass grave
但是在美国 即使一点点丑闻 参议院也会和我没完 but in America,a hint of scandal and the Senate will be up my ass.
如果我看见那女孩 活着出现在新闻上 If I see that girl on TV in anything other than a body bag,
你如果想得到导弹合同 the closest you'll get to a missile contract
那就做梦吧 is reading about them in the newspaper.
- 比尔不是我不努力… - 我不听你哕嗦 - Jesus,Bill,it wasn't me who... - Don't Jesus Bill me.
- 只要找到她 - 没问题相信我 - Just find the girl. - It's being done. Trust me.
卡沃的得力手下正在调查 Carver's got his best man on it.
我现在相信你了 瑞德先生 Well,I believe you now,Mr Ryder.
你确实把知道的都说了 You really don't have any additional information for me.
对不起 占用了你一上午 I apologise for taking up your morning,
不过 你也知道 办事要彻底才行 but I'm sure you appreciate the value of being thorough.
要干就要干好 A job worth doing is worth doing well,
我妈妈经常这么说 as my dear old mum used to say.
杀了我 Kill me.
又忘了礼貌用语吗？ Ooh,now. What's the magic word?
求你 杀了我 Please. Kill me.
- 混蛋 - 这就对了 - Fucking bitch. - That's the one.
那我就和你道别了 Well,I'll say goodbye to you,sir.
还有什么遗言吗？ Now,do you need a moment?
安东尼和朱利 安美国公民 Anthony Hester and Julian Simms,American nationals.
凯特给你打电话时 是在安东尼的车上 用朱利安的手机 When Cat called you,that was from Julian's cell and Anthony's car.
- 他们为何找她家人 - 他们是私人侦探 - Why they are talking to the family? - They're private detectives.
- 他们老大是谁 - 不知道 - Working for who? - We don't know.
不过 朱利安给了她哥哥100欧元 But Julian gave 100 euros to the brother.
- 他们会妨碍到我们吗 - 有可能 - Is that a problem for us? - Maybe.
要我通知警方吗？ Want me to ring the bank?
不我们自己处理 No,no,we'll deal with it ourselves.
法国里昂
你好 Bonjour,comment a va?
你好 小姐 Bonjour,mademoiselles.
请问 Er,où est...
路德邦 Rue de Bon? Rue de Bun?
我们在找路德邦 小姐能帮帮我们吗 We're looking for Rudible. Ladies,you wanna help us out? S'il vous plat?
你看见那高围巾了吗 You saw the high scarf?
你不该那么说 Those weren't words you said.
你是想办案还是想泡妞 You wanna deal with girls or you wanna start a detective agency?
都想 I wanna do both.
你需要集中于找到凯特 我是这么想的 You need to focus on finding Catalina,I think
安东尼和凯特一起坐在树上 Oh! Anthony and Catalina sitting in a tree...
她最有本事 吸出我老二里的东西 There is no-one like her to draw venom from my serpent.
老客户 弗郎索瓦
牛津学者 性爱圣典专家 性爱成隐以至经济拮据
比别的姑娘都好 More sweetly than any other one.
你是说 做为卖淫女 So,you're saying,as a blowjob provider,
凯特比其他姑娘都强？ Cat's head and shoulders above the rest?
卖淫女？ "A blowjob provider"?
这相当于把卡拉瓦乔称作油漆工 That would be like calling Caravaggio a house painter.
两位喝茶吗 菊花茶 Gentlemen,would you like some tea? Chamomile.
好 我喝一杯 Sure,I'll have a cup.
你们不会被我的话吓到吧 You are not to be easily shocked,are you?
- 不会- 不会你随便说 - No,no. - Us? No,go on.
凯特让我喷出的精液 Cat produced from me a jet of semen,
高达11英尺 which travelled some 1 1 feet.
就像梅尔维尔经典著作中 It was like the salty exhale of the great white whale
大白鲸喷出的水柱 in Melville's classic tome.
你们过来看 Let me show you something.
这是她留下的印记 This is a mark here she leaves.
凯特带来的乐趣 "Le plaisir de Cat".
哇 从窗户到墙上一大片 射的厉害 Wow. From the windows to the walls. That's nice shooting.
确实 lndeed.
我问你们 Let me ask you something,gentlemen.
如果我帮你们找到她 有什么经济报酬吗 If I help you find her,will there be any,er,pecuniary rewards?
别见怪 I don't want to sound too bourgeois,
我需要钱招妓 but my needs are quite varied and exotic.
报酬是很丰厚的 Well,the reward will be very large and pecuniary,
凯特的父亲很有钱 富得流油 and,er,Catalina's father's filthy rich,he's rolling in it.
很好 我找她的时候都是 通过瑞德 Very well. I obtained her services through a man named Ryder.
你有他的电话吗？ Do you have a number?
我还知道他的地址呢 Better yet,gentlemen. His address.
- 嗨- 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
好这是5级加密的 OK. It's a level-five encryption.
- 5级的？- 嗯 - Level-five? - Uh-huh.
那就麻烦了 Wow,that might be a problem.
只有你能解密 你是我的天才 If anyone can do it,you can. You are my little genius.
谢谢 这么多年了 你还是没变 Thank you. After all these years,you haven't changed.
一办完 我就带着硬盘 I'll bring the hard drive and passport to the hotel
和护照去找你 as soon as it's ready.
你肯定是这个地方？ You sure you got the right place?
这是他写的地址 It's the address he wrote down.
- 我看着打怵 - 这里有点凌乱 - I didn't sign up for this. - It's a little sketchy.
咱们回去吧 Can we go back?
到了你没问题吧 Come on,we're right here. You ready?
不是 No.
皮条客怎么也不给两个嫖客开门？ What kind of pimp doesn't open up for a potential doubleheader?
因为他死了 A dead pimp.
天 Oh,shit.
有多恐怖？ How bad is it?
记得你用割草机 伤到小猫了这事吗？ Remember when you started that lawn mower with the kittens inside?
- 记得 - 比那次恐怖得多 - Yeah. - This is much worse.
天 Oh,damn!
看来真是死了 You weren't kidding about the dead part.
肯定惹恼了哪个女人 Chick who did this must have been pissed.
是女人干的？ What,a female did this?
- 应该是的 - 要不要看看她的长相 - I think so. - Wanna see what she looks like?
- 有闪光灯 - 糟糕 - That blinking light. - Shit!
摄像头肯定全都记录下来了 Security cam. I'm thinking it recorded everything down.
这个女变态没注意 因为是白天 Our sick,castrating bitch missed it cos it was bright outside.
- 我也可能错了 - 你不会错的 - Course,I could be wrong,- but I don't think so.
喔...不 Oh... No
看这女的工作多勤奋 Look at this lady plying her trade.
不只是勤奋了 Oh,she's plying more than a trade.
噢 天 噢 Ohhh,God! Ohhhh!
天 她是不是打算… Oh,my God. Is she going for the...
不要割下面 不要 Not the nuts,not the n-n-n... No!
在意大利一条河的游艇上... ..on a houseboat on the river in ltaly...
- 什么 意大利？- 在费拉拉附近 - What? ltaly? - near Ferrara.
这混蛋出卖了她彻底出卖了 The arsehole sold her out! He sold the baby down the river!
- 应该警告她 - 当然了我看看 - We should probably warn her. - Let me see this.
格鲁新卡 格鲁新卡 Er,Grushenka,Grushenka,Grushenka...
- 里面没有格鲁新卡 - 查查艾格芬娜 - No Grushenkas here. - Look for,er,Agrafena.
- 艾格芬娜？- 格鲁新卡是艾格芬娜的简称 - Agrafena? - Grushenka's short for Agrafena.
不 格鲁新卡更长 No. Grushenka's longer.
只有三个音节 说这个干什么 你快查 It's three syllab... Just look for the fucking number.
这分明是繁称 It's like the backwards Ks and Hs.
- 你看看"卡拉马佐夫兄弟" - 不用看书 看看简介就行 - Read The Brothers Karamazov. - You just read the Cliff Notes.
你快查吧 I read it. Look up the number.
天 还真有 你和她说 Well,I'll be damned! OK,here,you talk to her.
- 你和她说不行吗 - 不行 我很紧张 - Why don't you talk to her? - No,dude,I'm nervous.
胃里在抽搐 My stomach's bubbling.
- 全身是汗 - 闭嘴吧 - I get sweaty armpits. - Shut the fuck up.
听着 格鲁新卡 有人要去杀你 Grushenka,listen. Someone is coming to kill you.
一个坏女人要去杀你 A very bad lady is coming to kill you.
你马上走 有人要去杀了你和孩子 Get out now. Someone is coming to kill you and the baby.
她说的是俄语 She's speaking Russian.
- 什么 俄语？- 我来 - What? Russian? Oh,-let me see.
你懂俄语？ You speak Russian?
我有过一个俄国女友 I had a Russian girlfriend once.
骚货 出去 Bitch! Get the fuck out of here!
我要杀了你 我要杀了你 I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
我要杀了 你出去 I'll kill you! Get the fuck out of here!
- 你在威胁我吗 - 我要杀了你 - Are you threatening me? - I'll kill you!
- 她能听懂吗 - 反正我听不懂 - You think she understood that? - Do you think I did?
我们要当面警告她 I think we need to go warn her in person.
我很喜欢你 小姐 I like you very much,young lady.
我很钦佩你对朋友的牺牲精神 Your resilience,and dedication to your friend is admirable.
我们在 There we are
你要知道我总会找到凯特的 You must understand,I will find Catalina anyway,
到那时你的牺牲 and then your sacrifice and your nobility
就毫无意义了 will all have been in vain.
噢 亲爱的 Oh dear,oh dear.
你看到这些吗？ Do you see these?
这是为了我不要忘记勇气 These are to remind me of courage.
是我在也门时 被我审讯过的 I had them made from the teeth of a young man
一个年轻人的牙齿 I interrogated in the Yemen.
他挺住了整整8个小时 He held out for eight days straight.
什么也没说临死前说的 The last thing he said to me before he died,
也只是大骂我 having told us absolutely nothing,by the way,was the F word.
看看谁醒了 Ahh,look who's just woken up.
你好 Hello.
- 求你... - 你好 放松 - Please... - Hello! hello,relax.
请不要伤害这孩子 Please leave the baby out of this.
别伤害他 Leave him alone.
你好 小宝宝 还好吗？ Hola. How are you,little one?
别伤害 艾利克斯 Leave him alone! Please let Alex be.
你喜欢这个玩具吧 Oh,you like this toy,do you?
凯特在哪儿 格鲁新卡 Where is Cat,Grushenka?
我还是去你的餐馆打杂吧 I liked this detective idea but I'm ready to wait tables.
- 我们一定要救这个女孩 - 你觉得她还活着吗？ - We gotta save this girl. - You think she's still alive?
不知道但愿如此 I don't know. I hope so.
这是吗啡 会让你死的没有痛苦 This is morphine. It will make your death painless.
我真不知道她在哪儿 I really don't know where she is.
嘘 Shh.
- 我相信你 - 别伤害孩子 - I believe you. - Please,the baby.
我会报警 他们会照顾他的 Yes,yes,I'll call the police. They'll take care of him.
我绝不会伤害一个小宝宝 I want you to know I would never hurt a tiny baby.
只有周日不会 Not on a Sunday.
喂 喂 Hey! Hey!
会不会开船啊 溅我一身水 Don't you know how to drive? I'm wet,bitch!
- 喂 - 你是维吉尼亚吗 - Hello? - Hello,this is Virgin Woolf?
对 我是维吉尼亚 This is Virginia Woolf.
我是凯特的父亲 记得我吗？ This is Catalina's father. Remember me?
早上好 罗纳先生 找我有什么事 Good morning,Mr Rona. How may I help you?
喂 有人吗？ Hello? Hello?
天 Oh,God.
小姐你怎么样？ Ma'am,are you OK?
说话啊 Say something.
- 来 - 小姐 喂 - Come on,I got you. - Miss. Hello?
辉煌？ Splen... Splendid?
天 Oh,God.
- 怎么了 - 她好像死了 - What's going on? - I think she's dead.
她说了什么"辉煌" She said something like "splendid" before...
天 不 Jesus. Oh,no.
她指的应该是 布德瓦的辉煌酒店 I think she meant the Splendid Hotel in Budva.
凯特应该在那里 That's probably where Cat is.
德克斯特 我需要去Constalova的机票 我们将住在辉煌酒店 Dex,I need tickets to Constalova. We'll staying at the Splendid Hotel.
也寄两条保暖内裤 And send some thermal underwear.
你会为我买一辆新车？ So you will buy me a new van?
- 我很乐意 - 配有CD DVD和电视？ - It would be my pleasure. - With AC,CD,DVD,and TV?
全套设备 你有什么情报 Fully equipped. What information do you have for me?
有两个人 想知道我女儿的下落 Two guys came,wanted to know about my daughter.
问了很多问题 Asking many questions.
还给了我名片 Here. They gave card.
现在能给我钱了吧 So,you pay me now?
对我这就给你 Oh,yes,I'll pay you now.
你还有什么遗言吗？ Do you need a moment?
什么遗言？ For what?
没有叫洛纳斯的 No,Ronas,no stay here.
洛纳斯？查查有没有叫凯特或卡特琳娜的 No Ronas? OK,see if you have a Cat or a Catalina.
先生我们有370和房间 1千多个房客 Sir,we have 370 rooms and over 1,000 guests.
她个子不高1米64左右 OK,she's a short girl,5'4",5'5",
黑色长发 上衣低开口 long,dark hair,nice low-opening booty.
大奶子 衣着暴露 Got up-top heavy breasts,skimpy dress.
没有对不起 No,I'm sorry.
那我订个房间 All right,well,let me get a room.
今天是魔术大会 It is magic convention today.
只剩下总统套房了 I am afraid we have only Presidential Suite apartment.
不过很贵的每天2400欧元 But it's much too expensive. It's 2,400 euros.
- 2400欧元？- 是的 - 2,400 euros? - Yes.
好的 是不是也包括你 OK. You,er,you come with the room?
不包括我 No,I'm sorry.
- 不包括你吗 - 不 - You don't come with the room? - No.
你好 Hello?
- 我能帮你什么 - 你好 - Can I help you? - Hello.
这是胡安侦探事务所吗 Is this the Juan Detective Agency?
- 是朱安请进 - 谢谢 - It's Ju-An. Come on in. - Thank you.
你喝点什么？ Can I get you anything?
我们有上好的花草茶 We have a lovely selection of herbal teas.
或者你只是来找个男朋友？ Or are you just looking for a good date?
你客气了我不用 谢谢 How very kind. Nothing for me,thank you.
我叫艾米莉·勃朗特 My name's Emily Bronte.
国家安全局的 I'm from the National Security Agency.
你们办的案子对我们很重要 I believe you're working on a case of great importance to us.
失踪的女孩凯特 A missing girl. Catalina Rona.
艾米莉·勃朗特 Emily Bronte?
和那个作家重名 Like the writer lady?
死于肺结核的那个？ Died of,er,TB or some shit?
是的 Well,yes,as a matter of fact.
勃朗特小姐 我不能和你谈论案子 Well,Miss Bronte,I can't discuss the case with you.
你必须找我的两个老板 You'll have to talk to my employers.
什么时候能见到他们 When might I be able to do that?
他们外出办案了 可能需要几天 Well,they're in the field,so it might be a few days.
去哪里办案了呢 And what field might that be?
你还是留下电话 Why don't you give me your number,
我替你转告吧 and I'll be happy to pass it on?
或者你把 Or you could just give me that note
夹在"圣约翰福音"中的纸条给我 that you slipped into the Gospel of St John.
你 You...
倒着也能看出是哪一章？ You,er,you read that upside down.
是的 I did.
你是的 You did.
天 Oh,Lord.
天 Oh,damn.
天啊 Oh,my goodness.
收拾一下 Oh,put them away.
天啊 Sweet baby Jesus.
好啊 Nice. Oh!
双人床都是我的 都是我的 Oh,king size! I got this. I got all this.
你去打电话 我抱他上床 You make your phone calls. I'm going to put him to bed.
我们要找到你妈妈 OK,we just need to find your mom,that's all.
嘘 别哭 Shh,it's all right.
你好我叫朱利安 找一个叫凯特或卡特琳娜的 Hi,my name is Julian. I'm looking for Cat or Catalina.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
好 OK,all right.
看看你尿布里有什么? Let's take a little look at what you got here,OK?
喂 你让孩子别哭了 Can you shut the baby up?
你好 我找一个叫凯特或卡特琳娜的 Hello? Hi? I'm looking for a Cat or Catalina.
- 这是酒店服务处 - 对不起 - No,no,housekeeping . - Oh,I'm sorry,OK.
那你送几条毛巾来 Well,yeah,can we get more towels up here,then?
好的稍等 Yes,yes,moment.
一条新留言 One new message.
你好我叫朱利安… Er,hi,my name's Julian Simms...
她在那里 是她吗？ There she is. Is that her?
我认得那对大奶子 I recognise that rack.
我的打扮如何？ How do I look?
挺好 我看看 领子很酷 You're good,let me see. Collar's cool.
后领也没事吧？ What about the 'froe 'Fro's good?
看她的奶子了？ The boats. See her boats?
这次让她留电话 Get her number this time.
快把孩子给我 给我 Come on. Give him to me. Give me my baby.
- 别急 - 给我 快 - It's OK. - Give him to me. Come on.
(西班牙语)
请坐 Sit down.
我的包里有枪 I have a gun in my bag.
不老实的话 我就打死你们 You try anything,I swear to God,I will shoot you in the balls.
没这个必要 It's OK. It's not necessary.
也没这个可能 因为你没枪 Not to mention impossible,since you don't really have a gun.
这可不一定啊 Man,you could be wrong.
你们是谁 Who are you guys,hm?
不记得我了吗？ You don't recognise us?
- 我偷了你的车 - 还有我的手机 - I stole your car. - And my phone.
里面有我的铃声 通讯录 照片 With my ringtones,numbers,I had those pictures.
你们想干什么 What do you want?
∮ 他想和你上床 ∮
- 你干什么 - 你刚才打我了？ - What the fuck,man? - I know you did not just slap me.
我们是私人侦探 你父亲雇我们找你 We're private investigators. Your father hired us to find you.
- 我父亲？ - 严格来说也不是… - My father? - I mean,technically,we're not...
他很关心你 Ah,OK,he's worried about you.
他唯一关心的就是 母亲去世以后 我为什么不给他寄钱了 All he's worried about is the money I stopped sending after Mum died.
你们父女不和？ You all don't get along?
可以这么说 You could say that.
我爸和我也是这样 Yes! My father and I were the same way.
他偏爱我弟弟 带他去钓鱼 He preferred my brother,take him fishing and stuff.
我爸用皮带抽我 My father beat me with a belt
逼我睡在猪圈里 and made me sleep in the barn with pigs.
你比他惨得多 Yes,yours is substantially worse.
- 确实很惨 - 我儿子怎么到了你们手上 - That's bad. Yeah. - Why have you got my son?
- 艾格芬娜死了 - 艾格芬娜是谁 - Agrafena is dead. - Who is Agrafena?
- 艾格芬娜是格鲁新卡的简称 - 我说过 没人看过那本书 - Grushenka's short for Agrafena. - Nobody been reading that book.
- 看看简介就行了- 格鲁新卡死了？ - You gotta get them Cliff Notes. - Grushenka's dead?
是的还有瑞德 Yeah. And Ryder.
都死了挂了没了 Dead. Gone,six feet under.
- 他是我的皮条客 - 现在不是了 - He's my pimp. - No,not any more.
- 不再皮条了 - 他们还派人杀我们的助手 - He's pimped out. - They tried to kill our assistant,
砍断了他的一条胳膊 cut his fucking arm off.
这人多坏啊剩 一条胳膊了也要砍掉 What kind of person cuts a one-armed man's only arm off?
凯特 这人还把男人的下面砍掉 Cat,it's the kind of person that cuts someone's balls off.
- 他们会找到你的 - 找到你 - They are going to find you. - Find you.
把你切成西红柿片 你要尽快离开 They'll chop you up like a tomato. We need to get you out of here.
不行 我还要等个人 我住在432房间 到那里找我 No,I can't. I'm waiting for someone. My room is 432. Meet me there.
我和你一起去你结账 Wait. No,I'm gonna go with you. Get the check,OK?
凭什么我结账？ How you gonna tell me to get the check?
我结账？这又不是我点的 You want me to get the check? I don't... I didn't order these nuts.
你出来吗？ Coming out?
你要下去？ Going down?
是的 Yes,please.
- 哪一层 -这一层就可以 - Um,what floor? - Oh,that'll do fine.
好 Er,OK.
- 你先请 - 谢谢 - After you. - Thank you.
救命 她要杀我 Help. She's trying to kill me.
她是个杀手 真的 看她多高啊 Look,she's a psychotic killer. Look how tall she is!
你的朋友跟着凯特去哪儿了？ Where's your friend gone with Catalina?
真是的 Damn.
- 谁啊 - 是我 - Who is it? - It's me.
进去吧 时间不多快 Come along now,we haven't got all day. Chop chop.
你怎么把她带来了？ What did you do? How did you bring her here?
我也不想啊 她有枪呢 I didn't bring her here. She's got a gun.
不要 不要 Please. Please!
没人打扰了 Alone at last.
请拉上窗帘 Now,would you mind closing those curtains?
你的口音很好听 老家哪里？ You have a delectable accent. Where are you from?
- 我试个办法 - 我老家是加拿大 - I'm gonna try something. - I'm from Canada.
我收回所有骂过加拿大人的话 I take back all the bad things I've ever said about Canadians.
你们怎么牵涉这事的？ Now,how are you two involved?
我们是私人侦探 We're private detectives.
对不起 I'm sorry.
怎么都不相信啊 Why does everybody react like that?
- 谁啊 - 伊万来找凯特 - Who is it? - lvan for Cat.
我来找凯特 她在吗？ I'm here for Cat. Is she here?
请进 Do come in.
大魔术师齐格弗里德 在432房间招收新搭档 Hey,guys,Siegfried is looking for a new Roy in room 432.
哇 Wow!
很好 Aha. Lovely.
马上就结束了 Now,we're almost done.
- 女士先来 - 求求你 我还有孩子 - Ladies first. - Please,I have a child.
亲爱的凯特 Oh,my dear Catalina.
这么向我求情的人太多了我会同情吗 If I had a shilling for every time someone said that,I wouldn't be here.
但是有人会 But someone else would.
现在 Now,
你还有什么遗言吗？ do you need a moment?
等等 我和我的搭档 Wait! My partner and I have a DVD
有你做手术的录像 切除鸡鸡的 of you performing surgery,a cockectomy,
一个皮条客的 你没有医生证 on a dirty pimp,with no medical licence.
会惹上官司的 You could be in a lot of trouble.
我老了 I'm getting old.
不能怪你 当时是白天 Don't beat yourself up. It was bright outside.
- 你看不到灯光 - 录像带呢？ - You couldn't see the light blink. - Where's the tape?
好的 你问问题了 我们慢慢商量 Oh,OK. A question. See? We're starting to negotiate.
我只需要留下一个人告诉我 I only need one of you to tell me where the tape is.
我快要失去耐心了 I'm beginning to lose my patience.
我找齐格弗里德 你就是他的助手吧 I'm looking for Siegfried. You must be his assistant.
看 Look.
借过 Could you excuse me?
快 Come on!
女士趴下 Lady,get down!
进去进去 ln. ln. ln.
你干什么不行 What are you doing? No,you're not. Dude.
这真是疯了 OK. OK,this is crazy.
天啊 Oh,my God.
给我孩子 OK,give me the baby.
噢 Oh!
等我一下 否则我就脱裤子 Give me a second. You don't want to see me naked.
你干什么 快点 What are you doing? Hurry up!
天啊 Oh,God. Shit!
天 救命 Man! Help!
让开 Out the way!
喂 你干什么？ Hey,where are you going?
干得漂亮 海伦 Oh,good work,Helen.
明天就把钱打到你账户 The money will be in your account tomorrow.
中间出了一点差错 We had a little collateral along the way.
那是难免的 That's in the "shit happens" column.
谁是好孩子？ Who's a good boy?
丹尼尔告诉我 Mm. So,Daniel,tell me.
你不知道两个毛头小子 You didn't know that those two pubescents
- 冒充私人侦探吧 - 不知道 你告诉了我才知道的 - were playing detective,did you? - No,not until you told me.
没派别人？ There's no-one else on the job?
当然没有 Of course not.
我知道你喜欢单干 I know you like to work alone.
最喜欢了 More than anything.
亚科维奇先生想多邀请些人 参加筹款宴会 Mr Jakovic wanted me to extend an invite to his fundraising party.
为美国国防部长举行的 For the American Secretary of Defense.
哇 这么精美 Ooh,a posh do. How delicious.
你知道我喜欢穿上礼服 You know how I like to dress up.
海伦 你有没有后悔咱俩当年… Helen,have you ever regretted that you and I...?
离婚是为了我们好 It's for the best,Daniel.
我们总是有共同的孩子 We'll always have Angola.
我们再派别人 海伦已经退出了 We're bringing someone else in. Helen's done with this.
对 我们都安排好了 Yeah. We have full containment.
好 OK.
勇敢的小姑娘 Such a brave little girl.
今天和你爸爸玩得高兴吗？ Are you having fun today with your daddy?
海伦是个好杀手 Helen was a good soldier.
最优秀的一个人 顶一群人 The best. An army of one.
你觉得她看过硬盘内容吗 Do you think she took a peek at the hard drive?
应该没有 Probably not.
但不能冒这个险 But I couldn't take that risk.
没事的鲍勃 It's all right,Bob.
杀手不会死 Old soldiers never die.
只会被炸成灰 They just get blown away.
(塞尔维亚-克罗地亚语)
你好 鲍勃 挂了电话 Hello,Bob. Tell her you'll call her back.
(塞尔维亚-克罗地亚语)
上车 Do get in.
这招漂亮 A nod to the wise,my dear.
但你不能用老招数 You only need a little dab of Acqua di Parma behind each ear.
我多年前就不用这一招了 And I gave up on those old trip switches years ago.
延迟十秒然后爆炸 亲爱的 Ten-second delay. Tut tut. Dear,oh dear.
现在你只需要回答一两个问题 Now,all you need to do is answer one or two questions,
我们尽早结束 and we can wrap this up.
否则 我有个隔音的地下室 Otherwise,I have a lovely soundproof basement.
给你挂上吊瓶 I can rig up a saline drip,
慢慢折磨你一周 and we can make it last a couple of crispy,crunchy weeks.
之后 再找到你的女儿 And after that,I'll go and find that lovely daughter of yours,in...
她在Lupiana吧？ Where is she? Lupiana?
请不要伤害她 Please don't hurt her.
谁要取代我？ Who's replacing me?
肖恩·穆迪 Sean Moody.
我最喜欢的苏格兰人 他已经来了吗？ Ah,my favourite Scotsman. Is he in town?
他住在海岸酒店 He's at the Hotel Riviera.
很好 非常感谢 Marvellous. Thank you so much.
我们不得不如此 海伦 It was nothing personal,Helen.
当然 我一直喜欢你 鲍勃 Oh,no,of course not. I always liked you,Bob.
现在 你还有什么遗言吗？ Now,do you need a moment?
看你 宝贝 Look at you,sweetheart.
多美 你是那么的美 You are a wee fucking ride,so you are.
真是见鬼 Fucking hell,man.
替代杀手 肖恩 穆迪
离开苏格兰 职业杀手 喜欢其职业
天 Oh,man.
我是条汉子 Oh,I'm a big man,huh?
看我的家伙比钻石还硬 Look at that fella. You could cut diamonds with that.
该死 谁的电话？ Fuck. Who the fuck is this?
- 喂 - 我是卡沃 - Hello? - It's Carver.
- 什么 - 卡沃 我们找到那女孩了 - What? - Carver. We found the girl.
等等 我找只笔 Aye,hang on,hang on,let me get a fucking pen.
安东尼 Anthony.
你能抱一会吗？ Can you take him,please?
好 Yeah.
好 OK.
真好闻 You smell good.
我们找到她了 We found her.
在茫茫人海中 You see how many people there are?
茫茫人海中 找到了你妈妈 Of all those people,we found your mom.
躺在床上好 Everything's OK on the bed.
我们做操吧 Are you going to do gymnastics for me?
不错吧 左 右 Yeah? Side,side.
来段霹雳舞 A little breakdance.
好 Yeah!
拿走我的鼻子吧 Chook,chook! Take my nose.
不需要了闻到最香的了 I don't need it. I've smelled enough stuff.
拿走吧 Go on,take it,take it.
我知道 I know,I know.
他想找你 He was asking for you.
- 是吗 - 他一点也等不及 - Oh,yeah? - Yeah,he's very impatient.
(西班牙语)
这个这个 This one,this one,this one.
你会说几个词？ How many words do you think you'll be able to say...?
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
低调 秘密？ Low fucking profile? Under fucking cover?
这是干什么？ What the fuck do you call this thing?
- 你是穆迪先生吧 - 是我 - Mr Moody,right? - That's me,pal.
什么情况？ What's happening?
他们这三个小时都在502房间 They've been in hotel room 502 for the past three hours.
穆迪先生 恕我直言 为什么不让我们一起去呢？ Listen,Mr Moody,all due respect,but why we not coming with you?
我们跟踪了好几天了 I mean,we follow them for days.
为不让我们参加呢？ Why are we cut out now,man?
因为你们两个不中用 Cos you're a couple of fucking ball-bag cunts.
你们老大怎么说的？ What'd your boss tell you?
他说 你是什么恐怖专家 Well,um,he told us that you are some terrorism specialist
必须单干 and you have to handle this alone,but...
那就是了 就当帮我个忙 Well,there you go. Do us a wee favour.
坐在车上 想吃啥就吃啥 想干啥就干啥 Sit here,eat your sweeties,jerk off in your coffee cup,
只要闭上嘴 混蛋 and shut your fucking mouth,you ethnic-cleansing pricks.
我喜欢这人 I like this guy!
嘘 Shh.
不要动 Nae cunt fucking moves.
站起来 娘们 On your feet,Nancy boy.
但愿你找错房间 Any chance you have the wrong room?
没有 No.
站起来 On your feet,pal.
怎么回事你是谁？ What's going on? Who are you?
听着 Right,listen.
几分钟后你们都会死 Yous are all going to die in a few minutes.
至于死法 要看这个美女了 Now,how you die,well,that's up to doll-face here.
现在… Now...
是个婴儿吗 真是的 我多年没杀婴儿了 Is that a wean? For fuck's sake. I've not killed a wean for ages.
- 请不要 - 我一直观察你 - Please. Please. - I've been watching you,hen.
我说话的时候看着我 Look at me when I'm talking to you.
你是个美女 You're a pure ride,so you are.
我刚从喀布尔回来 I just got back from doing a wee job in Kabul.
在那里找个妓女难于登天 You've got more chance of getting laid in nunnery than you have there.
我的下面涨得难受 My balls,they are fucking busting,so they are.
如果你陪我玩玩的话 So if you'll just give us a wee gobble,
你们都能死得痛快 you can all have a dose of Mr Sweet Dreams here.
如果你不同意的话 But if you will nae...
恐怕就死的惨不忍睹了 well,then,I'm afraid,it's going to get a wee bit messy.
对不起 我听不懂你的话 Sorry,but I don't understand anything that you just said.
真是的 For fuck's sake,man!
这个国家的女人就没一个懂英语吗？ Does nae cunt speak English in this fucking country?
请再说一遍 Just say it again,please.
如果你陪我玩玩 呃？ If... you... suck... my dick,huh?
这句话明白吗？ You got me so far? Capiche,no?
如果你陪我玩玩 我就让你们死个痛快 If you suck my dick,I will kill you all quickly.
如果不的话 But if no...
我就割下他的小鸡鸡 I will cut soft lad's little prick off here
塞到他嘴里 and stuff it in his fucking mouth.
听明白了吗 现在？ Comprende? Are you with me now?
行了 别碰她 That's enough. Enough. Leave her alone.
安东尼 什么也不要做 Oh,Anthony,Anthony,don't do anything,please.
我一般不管闲事 但你太混蛋了 I don't usually like to interfere but you're being a dick.
你不喜欢管闲事？ You don't like to interfere?
等一下 等一下 Hang on,son. Hang on just a minute. Hang on.
真是的 For fuck's sake,son!
你这么喜欢我 多揍你几下啊 You just cannae get enough of the ball-dbooting
你这么喜欢啊 You cannae get enough of it,wee man
坐下 Cannae fucking get enough of it. Sit doon.
刚才说到哪儿了？ Now,where were we?
来吧 让你孩子别哭 Come on. Say,keep that wean quiet.
好的 舔舔嘴唇 That's it. Lick your lips.
火车来了 Here comes the choo-choo.
怎么回事？ OK,what just happened?
糟糕 Shit.
谁啊？ Who is it?
我是海伦 It's Helen Bingham.
我刚救了你们一命 能打开门吗 I've just saved your lives. Would you open the door,please?
否则 我让服务员 Or should I call room service
来收拾床上的死尸 to clean up the dead body on your bed?
我不会杀你的 I'm not going to kill you.
你可以把枪放下了 You can put the gun away now.
那个人是谁？ Who was that guy?
他是肖恩·穆迪 That was a Mr Sean Moody,
一个来取代我的著名杀手 a priapic killer of some repute and my proposed replacement.
他的头怎么炸了 But why'd his head blow off?
亚声速爆炸子弹头 Sub-sonic explosive tipped round.
他理应死得壮烈 He deserved to go out with a bang.
给我打电话干什么 混蛋 What're you calling me for now,ya bastard?
出事了穆迪 We've got a situation,Moody.
海伦逃脱了你多加小心 Bingham got away. Watch your back.
谢谢你丹尼尔我会告诉他的 Thank you,Daniel. I'll pass that along.
谁雇你来杀我们 Who's paying you to kill us?
- 我们凭什么相信你 - 问得好 - And why should we trust you? - Very good questions
但现在我们要离开这个国家 下车吧 but right now,we need to get out of the country. Come along.
黑山共和国
切姆斯福德
希望你们不要提到我的职业 I'd very much appreciate it if you didn't mention my profession.
或者我抽烟的习惯 Or the... fact that I... smoke.
- 你好妈妈 - 噢 海伦 - Hello,Mummy. - Oh,Helen!
- 真是惊喜啊 - 生日快乐 妈妈 - What a nice surprise! - Happy birthday,Mummy.
孩子你从来都不会忘 Oh,darling,you never forget,do you?
- 当然不会 - 你还带了客人 - Of course not. - And you've brought friends.
你们都进来啊 Come in,everybody. Come in,all of you.
好的 There we go. There we...
天啊 Oh,my goodness!
多漂亮的孩子 What wonderful creature is this?
他叫艾利克斯 His name is Alex.
艾利克斯 真漂亮 我能抱抱吗？ Alex. He's beautiful. May I?
好 Mm,yeah.
噢 Ooh!
天啊 My goodness.
- 他喜欢你 - 宝宝们都喜欢我 - He likes you. - Babies love me.
我也喜欢宝宝 And I love babies.
他们是上帝的赐福 They're a blessing.
他们是有一生的路要走 They're life's way of making up for the way it all inevitably ends.
我们当初 You know,we all start off
都是他这样大眼睛的小天使 being wide-eyed little angels like him...
是不是海伦？ don't we,Helen?
- 是的我们进去吧 - 好的大家都进来 - Yes,Mummy. Shall we go in? - Of course. Come on.
这蛋糕太好吃了 This cake is just scrumptious.
家里料不全 真不知道你是怎么做出来的 I don't know how you did it with what little I keep in.
这不算什么 Oh,it's nothing.
海伦你胖了吗 Helen,darling,have you gained weight?
别再吃甜食了 I think perhaps you've had enough of that sweet stuff.
你不再是年轻人了 Darling,you're not a young girl any more.
要照顾自己 You need to take care of yourself.
我不可能照顾你一辈子 I won't always be around to look after you,you know.
妈妈 到了你睡觉的时间了吧 Yes. Mummy,isn't it time you went back to bed?
时候不早了 It's getting terribly late.
好 我知趣的走开 Oh. All right,all right. I know when I'm not wanted.
这些甜食也确实让我困了 And I do think all that sugar's made me feel very tired.
你知道备用的毛毯和枕头 在哪儿吧？ Now,you know where the extra blankets and pillows are?
当然 Yes,course.
谢谢你们 准备了这么盛大的生日派对 Thank you all for a very,very grand birthday party.
谢谢你孩子 Bless you. Darling.
我爱你 I do love you,you know.
- 我也爱你妈妈 - 晚安 - Yes. Love you,too,Mummy. - Good night.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Night-night. - Good night.
晚安 宾厄姆太太 - Good night. - Good night,Mrs Bingham.
难怪你心肠这么好 Well,that explains a lot.
我们要抢回硬盘 Now,we need to get that hard drive back.
多半已经销毁了吧 Won't he have wiped it clean already?
亚科维奇的公司 为军方制造武器 Jakovic's company makes weapon systems for the military.
他不会销毁的 这是筹码 He won't give that up. It's leverage.
可如果内容泄露 他俩岂不是都完了？ But they'd both be finished if the film got out.
亚科维奇只需要让凯莱布知道 他捏着把柄 Krebb only needs to know that Jakovic has it.
但轻易不会用 就像核武器 He never needs to use it. It's nuclear brinkmanship.
凯特 怎么了？ Cat,what's wrong?
你拿枪干什么？ Whoa! Where are you going with that?
- 凯特 - 我不管那些 - Cat? - Fuck all this shit.
是你杀了格鲁新卡 You killed Grushenka.
把枪收起来 你会伤到自己的 Put the gun away,child,you'll hurt yourself.
你怎么能杀害无辜的人呢？ How can you just kill innocent people?
我从没见过无辜的人 I don't know. I've never met an innocent person.
你我职业的唯一区别是 The only difference between our professions
我拿枪射别人 你让别人射你 is that when I blow people away,they don't ejaculate on my breasts.
消气了吗？ Feeling better?
给我一个不杀你的理由 Tell me why I shouldn't just kill you now.
很快还会来一个肖恩·穆迪 Because there'll be another Sean Moody along in a minute.
或者一个海伦 Or another Helen Bingham.
只有我们知道硬盘上是什么 We are the only people who know what's on that hard drive.
如果我们不找到硬盘 公诸于众 If we don't find it and expose it to the world,
我们都会死定了 then we're all dead.
我不杀婴儿 但别的杀手就不管那一套了 I don't kill babies but my colleagues would have no such compunction.
他们会找到你们母子 They will find you and Alex,
用尽各种残忍的手段 and kill you in the most creative way they can possibly think of
让你从世上消失 and you will just disappear.
现在 我们可以办正事了吧 Now,shall we get back to business,my dear?
你帮我们混进这个宴会 You are going to get us into this party.
我？ Me?
我搞到了宾客名单 其中有一个你的同事 I hacked into the guest list. One of your co-workers is on it.
你联系她 You need to give her a call
给她双倍的价钱 and offer her double what she's being paid.
你会苏格兰口音吗？ And how's your Scottish accent?
苏格兰语...很烂 Scottish... Oh,it's terrible.
婴儿？真是的 A wean? For fuck's sake.
我多年没见过婴儿了 I've not seen a wean for ages.
天 Oh,dear.
我来试试 I-I could try.
那是婴儿？真是的 我多年没杀过婴儿了 Aye,is that a wean? Fuck's sake! I've not killed a wean for ages.
- 是的 - 很好 - Aye. - Lovely.
你好 Hello there.
伊莎贝拉 lsabella?
我会爱上你的 我会的 I could fall in love with you,so I could.
莫里斯干得很好 司机 这是停车证 Maurice did good. Driver,here's the parking pass.
你懂英语吗？ Do you speak English?
喂 你干什么 为何停车了？ Hey,what are you doing? Why are you stopping the car?
你平时的司机 今天来不了 Your regular driver couldn't make it tonight.
什么 Hey?
- 晚上好 - 你是什么人？ - Good evening. - Who the fuck are y...?
请打开后备箱 Could you open the trunk for us,please?
- 你好 - 麦克菲先生？ - Aye. - Mr McPhee?
安格斯 狄龙 丹泽尔·麦克菲先生 Mr Angus Tyrone Denzel McPhee.
晚上好 Good evening
- 请帖中写着只能带一个客人 - 多一个少一个的 - You RSVPd one person,sir. - One whore or two,who cares?
有什么区别 What difference does it make?
都一样 It doesn't matter!
(西班牙语)
你能不能冷静？ Would you calm down?
走吧 走吧 Move on. Move on,please.
别紧张 Don't be nervous.
好戏刚刚开场 This is the fun bit.
我没紧张 I'm fine.
好了 Here we go.
欢迎 Welcome.
- 晚上好 - 好好 - Good evening. - Aye,aye.
喂 喂 Testing,testing.
- 收到 - 收到 - Copy. - Copy.
- 你先请 - 我在楼下和司机们一起 - After you,my dear. - I'm downstairs with the drivers.
通过 Come on through.
保持冷静 保持微笑 Keep calm. Keep smiling.
万福玛利亚 唱的真好 Oh,"Ave Maria". How lovely.
楼上有三个保安 Three security on the upper floor.
你有把握能脱身吗？ Are you sure we're going to get away with this?
你好 Aye.
非常感谢你主办这次聚会 Thank you so much for hosting this thing.
美丽的聚会 美丽的房子 美丽的女儿 It's a nice party,beautiful home,stunning daughters.
你要不要转转？ Would you like a tour of the house?
老婆 先让他喘口气吧 喝杯酒 Honey,er,let him catch his breath,take a drink.
你们都记得自己的任务吧 Everyone remember their assignments?
说实话 我有点害怕 I'm a bit terrified,honestly.
要镇定 Oh,stiff upper lip,bro.
啊 今晚月色皎洁啊 What,hoots,man. It's a braw,bricht,moonlicht nicht.
- 你是苏格兰人？- 对 - You're Scottish? - I be,aye.
听说过爱尔兰黑人吧 我是一个苏格兰黑人 You heard of a black lrish? Well,I be a black-eyed Scotsman,aye.
- 绝对是 - 可你长得不像苏格兰人 - Of course I am. - You don't look Scottish.
我长得不像苏格兰人？ I don't look Scottish?
你是这么说的？ Is that what you said?
知道你长得像什么吗？ You don't wanna know what you look like.
你像是羊馆的独腿吉普赛老婆 You look like a one-legged gypsy whore of a goat herder.
别逼我打你 Don't make me slap you.
掀起我的裙子 就能看见我的鞭子 看我的老二在吐舌头 I lift my kilt,you see my boots. See my black snake moan. Sss.
- 会咬你的 - 有争执吗？ - It may bite you... - Is there a problem?
- 先生请冷静 - 你要我冷静？ - Sir,we need you to calm down. - You want me to calm down?
别逼我打你 我跟你说话的时候看着我 Don't make me slap... Look at me when I'm talking to you.
对不起你 不能到这里 Excuse me. You can't be up here.
我找卫生间我的项链断了 I was looking for the ladies. I've broken my necklace.
- 下楼吧 - 你能帮我拿一下吗？ - Go downstairs,please. - Would you hold that?
楼上的 已清除 All clear on the upper floor.
这就去 On my way.
- 有什么事吗 - 没事对不起 - Can I help you? - No,I'm good. Sorry.
那就出去 Then get out.
凯莱布有一队人马 全副武装你小心一下 Krebb's got a small army down here,fully armed. Just a heads up.
请进 Come in.
我打扰你了吗？ Am I interrupting anything?
- 晚上好丹尼尔 - 海伦 - Good evening,Daniel. - Helen.
很高兴你能来 I'm so glad you could make it.
我喜欢你的新打扮 I like your new look.
谢谢 Well,thank you.
你真美 You look... marvellous.
你也很英俊 You look very elegant,yourself.
已经天亮了吗 Is it morning already?
什么？ Excuse me?
可能是因为你光彩夺目吧 I just saw the sun rise,and it's blinding me.
我要介绍一部政治片 老一套的演说 I have to introduce a political film,same old stuff,
- 不过演说之后我们可以… - 找个地方玩玩？ - but afterwards,we could... - Be terribly naughty?
我喜欢非常喜欢 Oh,I'd like that. I'd like that a lot.
先生到演讲时间了 Sir,it's time for your speech.
你会等我吧？ Promise me you'll wait?
要说"请" Say the magic word.
各位来宾请欢迎威廉·凯莱布先生 Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome Mr William Krebb.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
首先 我想代表我自己和所有美国人 First,on behalf of myself and all the people of the USA,
谢谢开放自己家的好客主人 thank you to our gracious hosts for opening their beautiful home.
伊凡娜和亚科维奇 Ivana and Branco Jakovic.
为他们鼓掌吧 How about a hand for them?
我多年往来这一地区 Through my travels throughout this region,
没有哪里像这个家 这么温暖好客 I have felt only warmth and welcome in their home,
总是让我在他们美丽的国家过得很愉快 and have shown me an excellent time in their beautiful country.
说到美丽的国家 东欧的女人也很美丽 Speaking of beautiful countries,I don't know how you do it
不知道是怎么长的 but the women here are absolutely gorgeous.
肯定是因为水质好 Must be something in the water.
鲍勃应该没给你带来麻烦 I don't suppose Razwell was any trouble.
没有 鲍勃很乖 No,no,no,Bob was a sweetheart.
- 谢谢你丹尼尔 - 不客气 - Thank you,Daniel. - My pleasure.
- 谁啊 - 是我 - Who is it? - It's me.
请进 Come in.
- 这是谁 - 我是一个同伙 - Who's this? - I'm an associate.
你好吗 Hi,how are you?
我很好 I'm fine.
我想你掌握你老大的 I'm assuming you have access to various slush funds
各种行贿基金 on behalf of your employer.
如果你能把所有掌握的基金 If you'd transfer all you can lay your hands on
转到这个账户 我会很感激的 into this account,I'd be most grateful.
栽这有一段视频 Now,I have a little audio-visual programme,
但不懂这遥控器怎么用 if I can figure out how to work this.
- 能帮你吗 - 这里？好 - Sir,can I help? - This way? Yeah.
- 好了 - 这么简单谢谢 - There you go. - Well,that was easy. Thank you.
我拿到光盘了正在下去 I got the disk. I'm on my way.
我要说明一下这不是我的主意 For the record,Helen,it wasn't my idea.
当然不是是当权人物 Of course not. Powers that be.
看看怎么样了 Let's see how we've done.
1700万和一点零头好啊 17 million and change. Oh,yummy.
- 你真的能行吗 - 去你的 - Are you sure you're up for this? - Damn you.
你们很多人知道 我往来于这一地区 As many of you know,I have been travelling through the region
劝说我们的盟国反弹道导弹防御系统 assuring our allies that the anti-ballistic missile shield
能为我们东欧的盟国和军队 will give our troops and our allies in Eastern Europe
提供更好的安全保障 a new level of safety and security.
用拳击规则？ Queensberry Rules?
当然 Of course.
漂亮 Nice.
你在这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
需要更换接口 变更原件 Need to replace the HDMl and reroute the components.
如果没有1080p的录像 我们都死定了 我是ATI的人 If we don't get 1080p video,we're all dead. I'm with ATl.
明白吗 意思就是你出去 Understand? It means,get the fuck out.
我们这一地区正面对复杂严峻的 We have been facing a challenging and complex new set of threats
新威胁 for this region.
伊朗的弹道导弹对这一地区威胁极大 lran's ballistic missiles prove to be a significant risk to this area.
我们提议的地基拦截导弹 The proposed ground-based... interceptors...
将会 ..will...
将会怎样？ Will what?
下流 下流 Naughty,naughty.
你没说"请" You didn't say the magic word.
- 你就是亚科维奇夫人吧 - 是的 - You must be Mrs Jakovic. - Yes.
我来这里无数次竟然从没见过你 I can't believe I've been here so many times and we never met.
这个人是谁 Who on earth is this person?
我是你丈夫的情妇之一 I'm one of your husband's whores.
我看 Let's see,hmm.
美国对盟国的承诺 "America's commitment to its allies."
如果承诺包括淫荡和凶杀 Well,if that commitment includes covering up sodomy and murder,
布朗克和比尔 正是你们要找的人 I guess Branco and Bill here are your guys.
- 你说够了 - 不还没说够 - That's enough of that. - No,it's not enough. Not nearly.
家庭电影时间 Home movie time.
住手 你干什么？ Stop! What are you doing?
天啊 Oh,my God!
你干了什么 What did you do?!
萨拜娜 Sabina! Sabina!
醒醒 Wake up.
- 快...关掉 - 来人让他住手 - Take this... Get it off now. - Someone stop him!
快 NOW!
你在干什么 跟我来 What are you doing? Come with me.
- 你很美 - 还想要？ - You're beautiful. - Ready for more?
禁止出入 完全封锁 No-one in or out. Full containment.
- 完全封锁 明白 - 我们走 - Full containment. Understood. - OK,guys,we're on. Let's go.
你还有什么遗言吗？ Do you need a moment?
停举起手来 Stop. Hands up. Now.
你是谁 Who the hell are you?
我是卡沃的人 你好 I'm Carver's man. How do you do?
很高兴终于见到你 Ah,it's nice to finally meet you.
大家都去主大厅 Everybody move into the main ballroom.
走 Move,please.
走主大厅 Let's go. Main ballroom. Move.
还有你们两个小子怎么牵涉此事的 You two,Pixie and Dixie,how do you fit into all this?
我们是私人侦探 We're private investigators.
挺好 That's great.
怎么都觉得好笑？我们还有网站呢 Why is that funny? Man,we got a website.
别忘了很多人已经看过录像了 Don't forget all those people just saw that tape.
是啊 这些可怜的人 Ah,yes,those poor people.
又一次恐怖袭击的受害者 lnnocent victims of another terrorist atrocity.
你要用什么C4炸药？HMX炸药？ What are you using there? C4? HMX?
现在是1982年吗 What is this,1982?
这是八硝基立方烷 This is ONC,Octanitrocubane.
正在开发的最强力的非核炸药 The most powerful non-nuclear explosive in development.
一小块就能炸毁一个坦克 A sugar cube of this shit would take out a tank.
天 你真要干到底啊 My,my. You're really going all the way,aren't you?
是的 我完全陷进去了 Yes,I'm all in on this hand.
借过 Excuse me,please.
各位请注意一下 Ladies and gentlemen,may I have your attention?
我们遇到情况有枪手混入 We have an active situation. Gunmen are on the premises.
你们留在这里 是为了你们的安全 We are keeping you in here for your safety.
为你们准备了茶点 We have refreshments for you.
希望事态能很快控制住 Hopefully,the matter will be resolved quickly.
- 报警了吗 - 我们不想吃东西 - Did somebody call the cops? - Nobody wants any food.
比尔 你不能这么做 Bill,wait,you can't do it.
比尔 我老婆孩子都在楼下昵 Come on,Bill,my wife and daughters are downstairs.
现在该走了 Sir,now's the time to leave.
- 干掉他们 - 遵命 - Take care of them. - Yes,sir.
- 密码都设置了？ - 是的按"发送"就行了 - Is the code all set? - Yes,sir. Just hit send.
我喜欢炸掉这个国家 Like to blow up a lot of this country.
除了美女 Except for the beautiful women.
你干什么？ What are you doing?
等等先不要开枪 Wait. Before you shoot us all,
我临死前还想再做一件事 there's just one thing I wanted to do before I die.
趴下 趴下 趴下 Down! Down! Down!
有什么应急计划 What's our contingency plan?
首先要尽快送你上飞机 We need to get you in the air immediately.
在一个私人跑道有一架飞机 There's a bird standing by at a private airstrip.
同时 我想办法清除这些事 I'm working on a plan to make this all disappear.
听着 从后面走 Pay attention. Go out the back way.
我还有件小事 I have a little business to attend to.
凯特拿着 Catalina. Take this.
- 这是什么 - 将来以备不时之需 - What is it? - Something for a rainy day.
对不起 杀了你的朋友 I'm sorry about your friend.
工作职责所在 It's the job.
让我冷漠了 Numbs you.
照顾我妈 Look after Mummy,will you?
天 Jesus.
我们走 走 走 Come on. Go,go.
噢 不会吧 Oh,man.
啊 AAAARGHHHH!
上帝原谅我 God forgive me.
怎么可能昵开始了 Who am I kidding? Here goes.
连接不上 It's not connecting.
- 按了"发送"了吧 - 是的密码已经设置了 - You push "send",right? - Yes. The code is set.
出了什么毛病了 What the helI's wrong with this thing?
你怎么样 Are you OK?
我有炸弹后退 I have a bomb! Get back! Move!
好了 Ah,yeah,yeah,here it goes.
- 好了？- 我们走 - You got it? - Yeah,let's go.
- 怎么回事 - 喝茶吗？ - What the fuck? - Spot of tea?
你还有什么遗言吗？ Do you need a moment?
糟糕 Shit.
我也开始喜欢她了 I was just starting to like her,too.
她很酷 杀手那样的酷 She was cool. Killer cool.
下午好 朱安侦探事务所 Good afternoon. Ju-An Detective Agency.
请等一下 Can you hold,please?
德克斯特 接受了第一起成功的异性胳膊移植手术 创造了历史
他的女性胳膊也很好使
杰弗里在三号线 Jeffrey Leeds on line three.
朱安侦探事务所侦破许多大案件之后，决定增加婚姻介绍业务
到了我上新闻了 There it is. I'm on the news.
嗨 老婆 你好吗？ Hey,baby,how's it going?
你好 Hi,there.
我们又上新闻了 Hey,we're on the news again.
- 朱安说了什么傻话吗 - 现在还不知道你怎么样 - Did Julian say anything stupid? - I don't know yet. How's it going?
很好我找到一处好房子 Great. I've found an amazing house.
凯特怀上了安东尼的女儿，准备取名叫海伦
你下周还来吧？ Are you still coming over next week?
对航班1 1点到 Yeah,the flight gets in at 1 1 .
安东尼现在是厨艺节目——“批判厨师”的明星
我要挂了 朱利安正接受采访呢 周五见 I gotta go. Julian's interview's on. I'll see you on Friday.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 再见 - I love you. - I love you,too. Bye.
怎么样 你说了什么？ What's going on? What are you saying?
你看看 Hey,man,check it out.
你看起来很精神 You look good. You look sharp.
我一直很精神 I always look sharp.
你看你看 Oh,watch,watch.
你不该看着镜头 You're not supposed to look in the camera.
朱利安掀裙的视频在网上疯传
他现在是瑞典壮阳药的高新代言人
- 这没关系 - 你应该看着她 - That's cool. - You gotta talk to her.
- 网址是...- 这就是令人震惊的故事 - ..at www. ... - And that's the shocking story.
利用新闻做广告 太三俗了把 It's a little tacky,using the news for advertising.
这叫趁热打铁抓住时机 You gotta strike while the iron is hot. Carpe diem. Seize the day.
你知道吗？此时不用过期作废 瑞德先生 You know? Feed the beast. Get it while the getting's good.u now,Mr Ryder.
据说有人在哥伦比亚的卡塔基纳一家餐具店见过海伦
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